Dear California,Surely not every resident of your state is a brain-dead, ultra-liberal, whack-job like Governor Moonbeam, Jerry Brown, who wants to punish his citizens, fining them for taking long showers. Until someone with a brain shows up, please allow this dumb, Conservative Redneck to solve your shower problem in a "green" manner.
Unless they work in California's notorious coal mines, most showers taken by Californians wash off nothing but a bit of sweat and copious amounts of makeup. That means that, aside from soapy bubbles, most of the water that is currently going down the drain is relatively clean. So why not recycle it?
A homeowner can buy an appliance, much like a washing machine - the Bobby Powell California Water Conservation/Cleanliness Is Next To Godliness Water-recycling Shower Device (Patent Pending) - that recirculates the soapy water through the shower head until it is time for a much shorter "rinse" cycle, when fresh, clean water would be used to wash away everything but a Californian's sins.
You are welcome.
Bobby Powell
Publisher
The Truth Is Viral
