Monday, April 6, 2015

Shower As Long As You Like; Solving California's Shower Crisis

Dear California,

Surely not every resident of your state is a brain-dead, ultra-liberal, whack-job like Governor Moonbeam, Jerry Brown, who wants to punish his citizens, fining them for taking long showers. Until someone with a brain shows up, please allow this dumb, Conservative Redneck to solve your shower problem in a "green" manner.

Unless they work in California's notorious coal mines, most showers taken by Californians wash off nothing but a bit of sweat and copious amounts of makeup. That means that, aside from soapy bubbles, most of the water that is currently going down the drain is relatively clean. So why not recycle it?

A homeowner can buy an appliance, much like a washing machine - the Bobby Powell California Water Conservation/Cleanliness Is Next To Godliness Water-recycling Shower Device (Patent Pending) - that recirculates the soapy water through the shower head until it is time for a much shorter "rinse" cycle, when fresh, clean water would be used to wash away everything but a Californian's sins.

A decent shower head (not available in California) will deliver about 42 gallons of water during a 10-minute shower; but with the Bobby Powell California Water Conservation/Cleanliness Is Next To Godliness Water-recycling Shower Device (Patent Pending,) a high pressure, hot water shower can be enjoyed almost indefinitely for less than one-third the amount of water previously used by dirty, dirty Californians.

You are welcome.
 
Bobby Powell​
Publisher
The Truth Is Viral​

6 comments:

  1. haha....love it

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  2. Suzie Nunnally ClaryApril 7, 2015 at 5:51 AM

    Ok Bobby. A joke or for real? I'm a Californian.

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  3. LOL, if you're asking if there really is a "Bobby Powell California Water Conservation/Cleanliness Is Next To Godliness Water-recycling Shower Device (Patent Pending)" then the answer is no. I have not created such a device, but it's not exactly science fiction. Surely someone has the technical expertise to put it together, I'm just an idea man. ;)

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  4. Suzie Nunnally ClaryApril 7, 2015 at 9:39 AM

    Oh, you're too funny. I guess if you'd thrown in the "all for $29.95" I would have known for sure. lol

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  5. The easy way to solve part of the California water problem would be to have their politicians go up to the top of the mountains and talk. All that hot air would melt the snow which would run down hill {gravity}. Hence end of the California drought, and the ease of the Californians demand for our water.

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